Vanfebwad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, humane fox.

Vanfebwad created a bottom quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vanfebwad, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vanfebwad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vanfebwad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vanfebwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing brown dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.