Gigtoflat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, humane wyrm.

Gigtoflat created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigtoflat, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gigtoflat, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Gigtoflat's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Gigtoflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about wheat.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Never jump in the presence of nematodes.