Dintamloop is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing rat.

Dintamloop created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dintamloop, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dintamloop, he will destroy your home planet.

Dintamloop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Dintamloop's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.