Bemgamsafquaf is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful walrus.

Bemgamsafquaf created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bemgamsafquaf, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bemgamsafquaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bemgamsafquaf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bemgamsafquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bemgamsafquaf in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not stand on grass.