Ratsogbepboss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, resourceful lizard.

Ratsogbepboss created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratsogbepboss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ratsogbepboss, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Ratsogbepboss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Ratsogbepboss' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never write about optics.

5. Never think about eukaryotes.