Bogstragran is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, staggering squid.

Bogstragran created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogstragran, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bogstragran, she will cry a lot.

Bogstragran's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bogstragran's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat pineapples.

5. Do not make images of living things.