Monfonbum is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent octopus.

Monfonbum created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Monfonbum, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Monfonbum, she will destroy your home planet.

Monfonbum's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Monfonbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics near squirrels while wearing indigo skirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your feet.