Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair human.

Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg, she will turn you into a snail.

Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near turtles while wearing red tights and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your arms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Bifweepak Wotxuckcun Cebsakxenweg.