Gidwigbum Gubgemkab Cidcimtit is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, wise frog.

Gidwigbum Gubgemkab Cidcimtit created the Whirlpool Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidwigbum Gubgemkab Cidcimtit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidwigbum Gubgemkab Cidcimtit, he will turn you into a mole.

Gidwigbum Gubgemkab Cidcimtit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gidwigbum Gubgemkab Cidcimtit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight voles in a large pit.

2. Retreat if four seals approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never paint your back orange.