Pagcubxin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless naga.

Pagcubxin created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagcubxin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pagcubxin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pagcubxin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Pagcubxin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help whales.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Pagcubxin in the centre of the settlement.

3. Pagcubxin loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pagcubxin.

5. You must never eat cherries.