Fadjanstrag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciless bear.

Fadjanstrag created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fadjanstrag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadjanstrag, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Fadjanstrag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Fadjanstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. You must pray to Fadjanstrag six times a day.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.