Gomdidnurt is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, resourceful squid.

Gomdidnurt created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Gomdidnurt, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gomdidnurt, she will destroy your home planet.

Gomdidnurt's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gomdidnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never feed lots of oranges to eagles while wearing turquoise scarves.