Vonkmonquill is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, overgenerous weasel.

Vonkmonquill created energy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkmonquill, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonkmonquill, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vonkmonquill's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Vonkmonquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not eat garlic.

3. Never wear yellow shorts.

4. Do not speak about onions.

5. Never talk about fire.