Vigtikvenquatlunrencud is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, effective meerkat.

Vigtikvenquatlunrencud created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigtikvenquatlunrencud, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vigtikvenquatlunrencud, it will think nothing of it.

Vigtikvenquatlunrencud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Vigtikvenquatlunrencud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Vigtikvenquatlunrencud in the centre of the settlement.