Cadbinyok is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid crane.

Cadbinyok created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cadbinyok, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cadbinyok, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Cadbinyok's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cadbinyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat beans.

2. Run away from yellow dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Cadbinyok on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat corn.