Tap is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able wyrm.

Tap created bats three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tap, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Tap's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never think about black holes.