Natflowvan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, humorless finch.

Natflowvan created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Natflowvan, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Natflowvan, it will cry a lot.

Natflowvan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Natflowvan's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not keep nine porpoises in a large pit.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help capybaras in need.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.