Wodtigdussbigfidkem is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unthinking tapir.

Wodtigdussbigfidkem created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodtigdussbigfidkem, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodtigdussbigfidkem, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wodtigdussbigfidkem's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wodtigdussbigfidkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always obey Wodtigdussbigfidkem's priests.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodtigdussbigfidkem.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Worship no other gods but Wodtigdussbigfidkem.