Botnabwod is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish camel.

Botnabwod created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Botnabwod, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Botnabwod, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Botnabwod's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Botnabwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt ants.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

5. Never talk about fire.