Binsterrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, idiotic shark.

Binsterrag created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binsterrag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Binsterrag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Binsterrag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Binsterrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention hamsters.

2. Hide if seven great tits approach from the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. You must never eat parsnips.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Binsterrag on top of all buildings.