Kanpanggom Nullhugged is a god.

She takes the form of a large, capable slug.

Kanpanggom Nullhugged created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanpanggom Nullhugged, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kanpanggom Nullhugged, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Kanpanggom Nullhugged's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kanpanggom Nullhugged's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine snakes approach from the east.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing violet shorts and balancing three lead spheres on your neck.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Kanpanggom Nullhugged in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.