Yimkanneg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, thoughtless wasp.

Yimkanneg created viruses four million years ago.

If you believe in Yimkanneg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yimkanneg, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimkanneg's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Yimkanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Yimkanneg loves mice, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Never feed garlic to hamsters while wearing green scarves.