Vegbissvon is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, generous spider.

Vegbissvon created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegbissvon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegbissvon, she will destroy your home planet.

Vegbissvon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vegbissvon's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ants.

3. Vegbissvon must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not commit murder.