Komyatvolnartdosstail is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, almighty wyrm.

Komyatvolnartdosstail created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Komyatvolnartdosstail, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Komyatvolnartdosstail, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Komyatvolnartdosstail's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Komyatvolnartdosstail's Holy Commandments

1. Komyatvolnartdosstail must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never pour water over plants.