Jigvogfun is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, blissful dingo.

Jigvogfun created water seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigvogfun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigvogfun, she will be very unhappy.

Jigvogfun's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Jigvogfun's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

3. Never wear pink boots.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always wear indigo.