Minmutlak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage bear.

Minmutlak created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Minmutlak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Minmutlak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Minmutlak's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Minmutlak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Minmutlak.

2. Never feed peas to swans while wearing green dresses.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Minmutlak in the centre of the settlement.