Gubbonksan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow slug.

Gubbonksan created the Sombrero Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubbonksan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gubbonksan, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gubbonksan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Gubbonksan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Feed all hungry frogs.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. You must pray to Gubbonksan seven times a day.