Sidgom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying snake.

Sidgom created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidgom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sidgom, it will refuse to believe in you.

Sidgom's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Sidgom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about horses.