Gonrulyarl Yam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish manatee.

Gonrulyarl Yam created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gonrulyarl Yam, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gonrulyarl Yam, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gonrulyarl Yam's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Gonrulyarl Yam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.