Larnbudarmnell is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, competent bear.

Larnbudarmnell created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larnbudarmnell, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Larnbudarmnell, she will be mildly annoyed.

Larnbudarmnell's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Larnbudarmnell's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dark energy near mice while wearing gray rings and balancing four tin spheres on your chest.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Never feed grapes to sharks while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Larnbudarmnell loves eagles, so they must be honoured.