Cudlarglakbuddon is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, benevolent goose.

Cudlarglakbuddon created life five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudlarglakbuddon, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cudlarglakbuddon, she will destroy your home solar system.

Cudlarglakbuddon's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cudlarglakbuddon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not eat figs.