Bontitfot is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, awesome snake.

Bontitfot created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Bontitfot, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bontitfot, he will have a low opinion of you.

Bontitfot's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bontitfot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always look after injured squirrels.

3. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.