Pagnelhunmip is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured raccoon.

Pagnelhunmip created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagnelhunmip, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Pagnelhunmip, he will turn you into a rat.

Pagnelhunmip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Pagnelhunmip's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near otters.

2. Never feed lemons to seals while wearing blue scarves.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pagnelhunmip.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.