Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, overgenerous zebra.

Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig created an up quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig, it will turn you into a tree.

Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig's Holy Commandments

1. Bossnurtdan Yarpzodhig loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not wear blue clothing.

5. Pray towards the south.