Hubcincit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, quiet fish.

Hubcincit created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubcincit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubcincit, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hubcincit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Hubcincit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear cyan clothing.

2. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never think ill of sick seals.

4. Always obey Hubcincit's priests.

5. Never feed parsnips to grasshopers while wearing turquoise tights.