Sidyararp Gempibcun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, happy dingo.

Sidyararp Gempibcun created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidyararp Gempibcun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidyararp Gempibcun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sidyararp Gempibcun's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sidyararp Gempibcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near monkeys.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the east.