Fobbestsag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, loving jellyfish.

Fobbestsag created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fobbestsag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fobbestsag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Fobbestsag's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Fobbestsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about dwarf planets.

2. Do not keep five voles in a large pit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.