Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, charitable giraffe.

Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing indigo boots.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing yellow skirts and balancing five zinc spheres on your face.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ciblipnatsakdadragxucgil.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never play with disobedient children.