Govomtdam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective chinchilla.

Govomtdam created Africa nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govomtdam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Govomtdam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Govomtdam's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Govomtdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed gooseberries to frogs while wearing magenta ear rings.

5. Never think about galaxies.