Bissgepmin is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful
fox.
Bissgepmin created a quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bissgepmin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Bissgepmin, she will not care.
Bissgepmin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.
Bissgepmin's Holy Commandments1. Never hurt rats.
2. Always help capybaras.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Bissgepmin loves frogs, so they must be honoured.
5. Learn four new languages a year.