Bissgepmin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful fox.

Bissgepmin created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissgepmin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bissgepmin, she will not care.

Bissgepmin's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Bissgepmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt rats.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Bissgepmin loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Learn four new languages a year.