Dubsoggen is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful fly.

Dubsoggen created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubsoggen, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dubsoggen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dubsoggen's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Dubsoggen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

2. Erect a giant white sculpture of Dubsoggen in the centre of the settlement.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never paint your feet fawn.