Tab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, two-faced shrew.

Tab created the cosmos three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tab, she will destroy your home solar system.

Tab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Tab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Never chant in the presence of capybaras.

3. Never wear purple dresses.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.