Ruttpakgig is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, contented weasel.

Ruttpakgig created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ruttpakgig, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ruttpakgig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Ruttpakgig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Ruttpakgig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never jump near great tits.

4. Never wear pink stockings.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.