Natvagcam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, merciful bat.

Natvagcam created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Natvagcam, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Natvagcam, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Natvagcam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Natvagcam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not keep five mites in a large pit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Natvagcam.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.