Targpasgep is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fussy wyrm.

Targpasgep created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Targpasgep, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Targpasgep, he will turn you into a worm.

Targpasgep's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Targpasgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not hurt sheep.

3. Feed all hungry manatees.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.