Nardimpoddav is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak dryad.

Nardimpoddav created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nardimpoddav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nardimpoddav, it will torture you forever.

Nardimpoddav's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Nardimpoddav's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never think about gravity.
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