Dagfub is a god.

She takes the form of a large, two-faced armadillo.

Dagfub created a photon three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagfub, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dagfub, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Dagfub's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dagfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dagfub seven times a day.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Dagfub in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near geese while wearing gray tights and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.