Catgomdim is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, sage faun.

Catgomdim created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Catgomdim, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Catgomdim, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Catgomdim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Catgomdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck white.

2. Never sing in the presence of foxes.

3. Respect your elders.

4. You must love Catgomdim.

5. Never think ill of sick hamsters.