Rawquimrul is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless fish.

Rawquimrul created an up quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawquimrul, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawquimrul, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawquimrul's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rawquimrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Rawquimrul in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Never bounce near horses.

5. Hide if three whales approach from the north.