Sakveenfit is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, able centipede.

Sakveenfit created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Sakveenfit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sakveenfit, he will turn you into a sheep.

Sakveenfit's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Sakveenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Never talk about planets.